Halberd Ax

While traveling in the Swiss Alps during the 14th century, Mr. Black found himself in the midst of a battle between the Swiss Guard and some marauders. A warrior with a heart for peace, Bombardi intervened and prevented a death stroke to one of the marauders when he caught the head of a halberd ax with his teeth. Bombardi managed this feat with a custom made grill he got from Lil' Wayne (circa 2008). The spike part of the head of the halberd broke off in Bombardi's mouth. Bombardi kept the blade as a souvenir. Later during his journey, Bombardi grew tired of the clanking of his flatware and other metal devices as he traversed the country-side. It was at this point that Bombardi took all the metal pieces and determined what was essential to his survival. Even though he deemed none of the pieces essential (Bombardi only ever needed his own two hands [only one on a good day] to survive), Bombardi forged the superfluous cutlery and utensils together on a hinge along with the Swiss halberd blade. That's right, Bombardi Black invented the first Swiss Army knife.