Bombardi Black once sailed around the horn of Africa in a make-shift schooner made of barrels and propelled by bedsheets. (500+ thread count of course, only the best for Bombardi Black.)
During this voyage Bombardi guided his vessel using only the Northern Star, and taking the time during his days to perfect the art of Pearl diving, amassing an enormous amount of the deep-sea treasures. Bombardi later used these pearls as ball-bearings in a balancing scale used to weigh grain in China. Because of Bombardi's efforts the entire Chinese-Asian economy was saved from certain ruin.
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