Flint Locks to Gatlin Guns

In the Summer of 2010, Bombardi Black invented a time machine from playing cards, bubble gum, a paperclip, and the hair of a red-headed Mexican. He then used this time machine to go back and invent every gun from Flint Lock pistols to the early machine guns known as Gatlin guns. He named the Gatlin guns after his first love Juniper Gatlin. She was the first female welder in New Jersey. One of her finest attributes was a wooden leg made from a mimosa tree. The leg was hollowed out to hold crickets for fishing on Lake Eerie. It was later said that Bombardi never loved another woman more than Gatlin, but that he did have an un-healthy obsession with Angelina Jolie (and her brother).